There's no punchline here. John Daly is now equipped with his own pizza company that will sell personal pies and wings at your very own golf course. Unbelievably, there are no slice jokes in the press release.
Golf
17 March 2010
Holly, 30, Aquarius. South Georgia, by way of the 213 and the cradle of the atomic bomb. I've been a stagehand, a bartender, a sketch writer, a video editor, a propagandist, a political intern, and a sportswriter. I work here and play here, dropping college football science seven days a week. For your consideration, a motley assortment of work samples are available to the left (where all the words are). Want my resume? Know where a displaced SoCal belle can find some ocean waves in Georgia? Tell me.
