So this is an idea that I've been kicking around for a couple years now and just never got around to, that breaks down the tricky intangible issues inherent in any quality fantasy draft. It's an experimental league with three teams: The All-Hair, All-Name, and All-Felon All-Stars. The teams are small, the league is of the keeper persuasion, and we'll be charting their progress throughout the course of the season to determine, scientifically, whether it's more to your advantage to draft, say, a drunk driver over a guy with a wicked fu manchu.
Meet the teams:
Holly, 30, Aquarius. South Georgia, by way of the 213 and the cradle of the atomic bomb. I've been a stagehand, a bartender, a sketch writer, a video editor, a propagandist, a political intern, and a sportswriter. I 