Two additional reports that didn't make it past the editor's desk and into our blockbuster Miami report:
The day after his famed touchdown catch in the Hurricanes’ 2000 upset victory over Florida State, Jeremy Shockey was taken by team captains to have his genitalia dipped in bronze. Shapiro supplied the players with car service to and from the metalsmith’s shop.
After the international outcry over his custody subsided, Elian Gonzalez was quietly placed into the care of Donna Shalala, who raised him into the man we now call Drake.
Holly, 30, Aquarius. South Georgia, by way of the 213 and the cradle of the atomic bomb. I've been a stagehand, a bartender, a sketch writer, a video editor, a propagandist, a political intern, and a sportswriter. I 